Done-for-you sales captions for Nigerian vendors
You post every day on WhatsApp, Instagram and TikTok — and hear nothing. We write the captions that make people stop scrolling and ask "how much?" Delivered in 24 hours.
🚀 Launch offer — first 20 customers get priority 24-hour delivery.
Free means free — keep it whether you buy or not. 👇
Posting every day and hearing nothing? It's not your products — it's your captions.
"Available. DM to buy." "Price in DM." "Serious buyers only." If your captions sound like everyone else's, customers scroll past like everyone else's. The vendors making daily sales aren't posting better products — they're posting better words.
Zero risk — try before you pay
Send one product photo on WhatsApp, and we'll rewrite ONE caption for it — FREE. Use it on your next post. Keep it whether you buy or not. If you don't love it, you've lost nothing.
💬 Send photo, get free captionOpens WhatsApp with a ready message — just attach your product photo and send.
Real rewrites in real Nigerian sales tone. This is what we do for every product you send us.
"Thrift gown available. DM to buy."
This gown is giving rich aunty on a budget! 😍 UK thrift, Grade A — no fade, no story. Size 10–12, just ₦4,500. Only 3 pieces left, and my last batch finished in 2 days. Send "MINE" now before somebody's babe snatches your size! 🚀
"Bone straight for sale. 24 inches."
24" bone straight that lays FLAT — no glue needed, my sisters! 💁♀️ Silky, full density, takes heat like a dream. This is the "where did you do your hair?!" hair. Send "BONE" + your location — we deliver nationwide. Payment validates order o! 📦
"Small chops available for order."
Weekend owambe without our small chops? E go be like party wey no get music! 🍢 Crispy samosa, juicy spring rolls, puff-puff wey go make your guests ask for the plug. Tray of 20, pocket-friendly price — 24hr notice, Lagos delivery. DM "CHOPS" to lock your Saturday slot! 🔥
One sale from a good caption can pay for the whole pack.
₦5,000
Perfect for testing us out
Full refund if we don't deliver within 48 hours.
Most popular
₦15,000
30 days of never wondering what to write
Full refund if we don't deliver within 48 hours.
From order to captions in three easy steps.
Pay securely with Paystack (card, transfer, USSD) or message us on WhatsApp to order.
Send product photos + prices on WhatsApp, and tell us the tone you want — playful, luxury, or urgent.
Ready-to-post captions land in your WhatsApp within 24 hours. Copy, paste, sell.
Pay securely online, or order directly on WhatsApp — your choice.
Pay ₦5,000 — Starter pack (7 captions) Pay ₦15,000 — Month of content (30 captions)🔒 Secure payment via Paystack — cards, bank transfer & USSD accepted.
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💬 Order on WhatsAppPrefer bank transfer? Message us on WhatsApp for account details.
Within 24 hours of your payment and us receiving your product photos and prices. If we don't deliver within 48 hours, you get a full refund — no stories.
Just three things: product photos, prices, and the tone you want (playful, luxury, or urgent). Send them on WhatsApp after ordering and we handle the rest.
No — and we won't pretend otherwise. Your captions are written by a professional copywriter on our team who understands how Nigerians actually talk and buy online. A human writes every caption, tailored to your specific products. That's why they sound like you on your best day, not like a robot.
Tell us what's off and we'll revise them once, free. And remember the guarantee: no delivery within 48 hours = full refund.
No. The free rewrite is genuinely free — send one product photo, get one caption rewritten, keep it whether you buy or not. We'd rather earn your trust than your ₦5,000.
WhatsApp Status and broadcast, Instagram posts and Reels captions, and TikTok video captions. Every caption is formatted ready-to-post — just copy and paste.